Do you believe me if I say that my dog never barks at people except me? Her owner and her Boss? Cis...
Each evening I come back from work, the minute I take off my shoes and step inside the house, she will start barking behind my back. WOOF....WOOOFFF!!!! WOOOOOOFFFFF!! Non-stop barking till I take her for a walk. She wants to go "cari makan"... I mean she wants to go and do her "business"... I mean her yucky business... it is not mating season yet, right? Yes, she is still a virgin and I am so afraid that in no time, all male dogs will be guarding my house day and night.
Unbelieveable, but it is true. My colleague told me that her house suddenly was guarded by six stray dogs, three in front and three behind her house, lurking and waiting for her bitch to come out, I mean her female dog.... it is like "siapa cepat, ia dapat!" And in a matter of months, her dog gave birth to five or six puppies!
Oh dear, I hope my Labbie will not end up being "gangraped!"
6 hours ago