Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Like A Virgin...

Do you believe me if I say that my dog never barks at people except me? Her owner and her Boss? Cis...

Each evening I come back from work, the minute I take off my shoes and step inside the house, she will start barking behind my back. WOOF....WOOOFFF!!!! WOOOOOOFFFFF!! Non-stop barking till I take her for a walk. She wants to go "cari makan"... I mean she wants to go and do her "business"... I mean her yucky business... it is not mating season yet, right? Yes, she is still a virgin and I am so afraid that in no time, all male dogs will be guarding my house day and night.

Unbelieveable, but it is true. My colleague told me that her house suddenly was guarded by six stray dogs, three in front and three behind her house, lurking and waiting for her bitch to come out, I mean her female dog.... it is like "siapa cepat, ia dapat!" And in a matter of months, her dog gave birth to five or six puppies!

Oh dear, I hope my Labbie will not end up being "gangraped!"

39 comments:

  1. Oh oh, better don't let her loose....habis nanti! But then, can donate the puppies to your blog readers, one each! LOL!

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  2. wow.. something new. Nice blog. Just passing thro. ;)

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  3. Get her spayed lor. My 3 labs are neutered yet they still go for the female dogs on heat! Makes me wonder sometimes if the vet did a good job or not.

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  4. Haha, my dad's doggies also kena raped. now already gave birth to a few pups. And of course, the expenditure to keep them increased :P

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  5. quickly bring your labbie to the blacksmith and ask them make a security armour with padlock to "protect" her.in the olden days,the emperors makes such "padlock" for all his concubines younno

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  6. If really got 6 male dogs waiting outside, I will chase them away.

    I wouldn't want my dog to become a sex slave...

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  7. I heard that dogs are very desperate for XXXX. They dont let go any chance that pass by...

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  8. better lock it at home... else you need go to police station to make report that your house's dog kena gangraped lo...

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  9. kathy..dear oh..


    pete: u want or not? labrador.. but then father might be pariah..hahaha.


    extremepower: thanks for passing thru..


    charlene: that is what i fear.. i must be security guard now..


    ah ngao, chasity belt ah


    sassy: how to chase? i wont be in the house whole day long.. hope mating season not here yet..


    mommyling: hey, that is scary la.. must keep her in the house then?

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  10. hehe, from friends to lovers. Thats why there's a saying in malay, "kawan mengawan".

    Ok, I made that up.

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  11. it;s their instinct... let her go out and enjoy and u can sell puppies in no time..hehehe

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  12. hehe virgin dog :)

    Maybe she barks you as a sign of greeting hehe, and maybe her way of telling welome home boss :)

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  13. i am prefer the dog bark rather than come to me n lick me! yuckie! haha

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  14. Yes, maybe she is saying"welcome home" to you.

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  15. an orgy???????? kinky mama...hahahaha

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  16. gus: i know u made that up :)nice try though..


    chrisau: sell one to u.. ok moe?


    medie007: yeah behind my gates.. only when i come back i take her out for walk walk..


    wengss: yes, she's a virgin.. not touched for the very first time as sung by macdonna.. hahaha..


    caroline: dog's saliva can heal wounds one..u know :p


    cheryl: i take it that way.. :)


    manglish: wanna watch? come over and see! hahahaa...

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  17. title should be IS STILL A VIRGIN.. ehhehe u plan to "yim" her?

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  18. ha ha you are funny. Maybe she is just excited to see you home that is why she barked at you. One thing funny about dogs.. when they are in heat all the male dogs can smell it from a miles away :)

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  19. she barks at you in a friendly manner rite? oh dear.. oh dear on the virgin part.. lol.. :P

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  20. Rachel: i was thinking of Macdonna when I wrote that.. hahaha.. like a virgin, touched for the very first time.. but of course Labbie was not touched yet..


    gertrude: that is one special thing the dog has... far far also can smell and once smelt, they know u forever!

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  21. you got to watch your labbie very closely and shoo those strays away. if wanna mate also choose another labbie eh?

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  22. Hahahaha!!!! My friend's dog had 10 puppies - all looked different. He said, "What to expect? That bitch has been sleeping with every dog in the neighbourhood!!!" Muahahahahaha!!!!

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  23. wenn: virgin too?


    2ma: eh..not my dog funny? :0


    barb: i hope she wont mate cos i cannot handle midwifery la and giving up for adoption is leceh.. heartbreaking too..



    stp: yo... i takut la like that.. 10 some more! *pengsan*

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  24. lol! How come your dog never bark at people? Not even a visitor to your house?!

    I personally suggest you spay her, very simple surgery, by next day she can come home already! K.L costs RM13 if you get it done at DBKL.

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  25. virgin female doggie can attract many free "bodyguards" ah? keep her a virgin as long as you can then!

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  26. Hahaha...dog are so desperate? Oh no...My MIL's dog always barked at me. Maybe they know I'm afraid of dogs!

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  27. Luckily I don't have dogs, no worry for me! LOL

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  28. Hi!that's interesting.Take care of her and be alert.You could also be faced with a similar kind of a problem like that of your friend.I don't like to keep pets at home as i don't have the time to put up with the mess that they'll create at home.

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  29. alice: so cheaP!!! my fren told me around 100rm.. yeah, i tot of spaying her...


    boeyjoey: virgin or vorgin also many will come when musim...


    mnhl: dogs normally bark one.. mine is very friendly.. but ppl scared cos she is very big..


    cindy: yeah..got dog, got work.. no dog, no work..


    flashwebsite: must make effort, yes.. got pro and cons .. so i opt for the former...

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  30. her barks is a way of saying "I WANT A HUBBY NOW". Grown up girl jor la, time for her to get married, you are gonna a mother-in-law, how that feels? :)

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  31. Ok, I checked the website for you it actually costs RM90 per spay( http://www.spca.org.my/neuter.htm).

    Hundred apologies, I think my price was outdated already, It was 20 yrs back when I was still a kid! :p

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  32. gargles: wanna come for the wedding dinner? make sure big big ang pau.. virgin bride wor.. hard to get that nowadays!! hahahaa..


    alice: thanks.. hahaha.. if 13rm, i lari kuat kuat there..

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  33. Maybe she happy to see you :D.

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  34. if wait only nehmind.. last time my fence also kena gigit one big hole by those dogs and we gotto off al the lights to ambush and whack the dogs. hahah those were the days..my chacha was a virgin until the day she died cos my bobo dunno how to "do it" muahah kesian...

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  35. OMG, you made me laugh like mad! hahaha... Btw, my female beagle also a virgin! Some of my friends asked me to let her go for match-making! Or NO! No more puppies! I'm not planning to do any doggie selling business. I hate seeing people throwing dogs away. Puppies are always so cute and adorable but when they started chewing things. Most owners will probably just give them away or throw them out of the house! You know what I mean!

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